" Take it to the next level: "I know you must have been a Girl (or Boy) Scout. Something like, "You know, sister, we're all in this together. How about you pull up a chair to a urinal — be sure to bring a napkin and fork. " Someone doesn't like you breastfeeding at Panera? "Oh you should see what it looks like after he/she nurses.
Fowler then had to wait out challenges by Sergio Garcia, Kevin Kisner, Kevin Na, Bill Haas and Ben Martin.
I didn't need shame on top of the rest of the whole "new mom biz." No one ever gave me a hard time about nursing — minus one lady who eyed me funny as I sat on an outlet mall bench with my then 3-month-old, but I had a list of witty comebacks in case someone had something to say to me about my breastfeeding. New moms and pro moms: you have the right to be a functioning human being, and if that means nursing your kid at Starbucks so you can feel like an actual adult again, do it. If a man decides to comment on your public nursing, take it to the Freudian level. It's amazing." "Do my boobs make you uncomfortable?
Plus I live in the state of New Jersey, and the state laws say that a woman can nurse in public. And because I love you all, I've created these nine witty comebacks in case someone wants to harass you about nursing in public. You might say something like, "I see you don't feel comfortable with my nursing. That will bring us together." If she isn't sickened by this, continue to go on, and say how human bodies were meant to produce milk — most likely she'll be walking away rolling her eyes. Is the thought of my baby's mouth on my nipple making you feel squirmy? As a mom, you'll start to get used to other embarrassing things, like when your toddler gives you a titty twister in front of your friends.
Part II: Then there were the few nights during growth spurts in which my child became like a third boob. For almost 13 months, I didn't get my period (HOLLA! We are talking no cramps, no PMS breakouts, and did I forget to mention that nursing made me eat like a quarterback yet not gain weight? There was no way this blonde was going to nurse in a bathroom. I told myself no matter who or where, I was going to get out and be social — and nurse my kid without feeling ashamed.
My dad thinks every freckle on him is a malignant tumor. I was a new mom who was mostly at home and trying desperately to figure stuff out while healing over a C-section. Or just wait a bit and you can see how far Junior can shoot his poop.