Well why not join up and just have a bit of naughty chat in one of our free granny chat rooms?
Once you have signed up you will have instant access to hundreds of grannies who are all so horny they will chat up any man, just to get them offline and into their beds.
The thing with grannies is a lot of them have been deprived of sex for so long that now they are the ones hunting the men.
Let them know what you look like, send them a few images and explain you want them to know exactly what you look like.
As for being serious, try explaining that you are deadly serious.