We can look Chad Ochocinco in the eye, but we’re like every other woman on the inside, so treat us accordingly. In terms of anatomy, the parts generally work themselves out. When other guys see a guy with a woman who’s taller than he is, they assume one of two things: A) He has a lot of money, or B) He’s really good in bed.
Standing head-and-shoulders above the rest doesn’t always feel so, well, girly.
You'll most likely have to bend down or at least strain your neck every time you want to kiss her. So, on the off chance that you left your window open, she's got this and you'll be chilling on your couch in no time.13. Any time she wants to tell you something in your ear, be prepared to bend down to her level. Because that, my friend, is a backhanded compliment if I've ever heard one.
call her tiny or shorty for that matter (unless you've cleared it with her and she's down with that nickname).3. There's a good chance your petite new love interest is a "firecracker," as some say, which will make you love her even more.6. The arm on her head makes her like your kid sister, not your lover.9. She is really good at crawling into small places, like the window of your apartment that you're locked out of. It's actually pretty scary to be lost in a crowd of people taller than you, so hang on tight and don't let go.14. So, when you do finally meet her on your first date, do NOT tell her that she looks so much taller in her Instagram photos.
She doesn't discriminate against shorter guys, but she has her eye on tall men. She wants to give her kids a shot at being tall one day, and in her dreams, her 5-foot-2 self + your 6-foot-3 self = a 5-foot-9 daughter/son. What she lacks in height, she makes up for in personality. It makes her feel like her neck is going to break (note: It was made to support the weight of her pretty little head only, possibly along with a motorcycle helmet, if you're that kind of guy). After all, she can wear the highest heels without looking ridiculous, which she knows makes her tall friends jealous. If you keep things where she can't reach them, she make you get them. And if you do want a romantic night of walking around town, let her know in advance so girlfriend can at least wear a wedge.12. Unlike the tall girl you last dated, you can put her in almost any position you want when you're fooling around. She knows how petite she is, but just because you might be seeing her/learning this information for the first time doesn't mean you need to voice it.
Don’t: ask me to hold my hand up to yours and exclaim over how big mine is, wonder out loud what size shoe I wear, request to breed a basketball team with me. I’d rather you open the door for me, send me flowers, or walk on the proper side of the sidewalk (the outside) than make me feel like a …
Most vertically-endowed women don’t care how tall you are. Let her know who you are, and she may fall for you. Do: hold my hand, tell me I look hot, put your arm around me. Not everyone was 5’10” in the eighth grade, you know. In all likelihood, I won’t end up marrying a midget, but, for the most part, height is no big deal when you’re doing the horizontal mambo. And If You’re Worried About What Other People Think …