Thanks to Rupert Grint, being a ginger is now widely considered adorable. (Probably because we’re poor, and you’ll buy us a beer.) BUT STILL. UNZIP.) Plus: 12 Hot Irish Actors We’d Like To Share A Drink With 4.
When you wipe it across a wet surface, it doesn’t soak up any moisture; it merely spreads the water around, creating big streaks of wetness across the counter – the kind that dries into a pattern of unattractive water spots, ones you have to then wipe over again.
It has a large weave and a very rough surface and is cheaply made.
You now have an excuse to visit (and play hide and seek in) a real castle.
If we ever cheat on you, you’ll know by the red marks on our pasty Irish skin.
We’re like England’s tacky friend from grade school, and we know it.